Description: wish my patience was as thick as my thighs design
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Description: i'm going at 180mph mistakes per hour design
Description: more whoa than go design
Description: NACHO AVERAGE BOSS design
Description: i'm a proud boss of freaking awesome employees design
Description: THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD'S GREATEST BOOS LOOKS LIKE design
Description: when nothing goes right go left design
Description: ask me about bird design
Description: i'm a tmi enjoyer you can never tell me too much design
Description: candy corn doesn't like you either design
Description: I NEED A CDL TO HAUL AROUND THIS DUMP TRUCK design
Description: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME design
Description: Tact is for those people not witty enough to be sarcastic design
Description: experiencing success while unprepared design
Description: I'm ready for matching pajama season design
Description: I'm sorry, my brain is braining today design
Description: sorry I missed your talk design
Description: that wasn't very data-driven of you design
Description: Living On The Hedge design
